Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy,
"Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No."
The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
Drank martinis, always had a clean house,
Never had to cook, stayed skinny,
And was never farted on.
~ The End~
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Hilarious!
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